Sunday, 24 February 2008

duck love

24 febuary. 2008

there is a small 'fish pond' just outside my office window where the college stocks expensive coy fish and a particular egret occasionally tries to dine. today is gray and not warm- a typical day. except today there are ducks humping in the pond. three mallards and a lady. two had to watch. after the courtship and exchange, the female angrily chased the others around. then the Lothario and the lady both washed themselfs by dipping [bobbing, really] up and down in the pond and shivering, preening, and finally getting out of the pond. the way an old man gets out of a bathtub.

'big issue'

20 Feb. 2008

i ran out of money today. i was at the grocery store. I put back the oranges.

but then on the way out i see the guy selling 'the big issue' that is always there, hocking some magazine that i dont' quite understand but have always been curious about. so i give him all my remaining change [58p] and he gives me last week's issue.

and these two things somehow put a smile on my face.

Nara, Japan



in summery:
-everyone smokes, everywhere
-the Japanese seem obsessed with food. I love it. [Irene now can't help but think of all the 'disgusting food inside them' when she looks at people now.]
-Several Japanese i saw seemed really into dressing up their dogs in adidas-like sports-suits. Like old Italian men.
-There are *many* kinds of trash. At least 3 and up to six. There is a cooking-oil collection service [similar to a garbage truck] that comes around and plays a song: ''bring me your tempura oil.... sometime today.... at the stinky house....''
-I can't wait to go back.

"My hair smells like pig fat."

Monday, in Japan.

The day started with Kimchee and grilled mochi. It was followed by mos burger where i had a 'burger' on grilled rice 'patties'. delicious, but completely impractical. the melon soda was awesome.
There was an electric toilet. it scared me.

Later, Irene and I went to Arishiyama and saw a bamboo forest. It was incredible: the forest has to be heard to be experienced.




Also saw some monkeys at the monkey park. To reiterate: " welcome to the monkey park. Do NOT feed the monkeys, or taunt the monkeys. And whatever you do, do NOT make eye contact with the monkeys."





Hungry, we had a two-part dinner. Part one: grilled squidballs at sanbon-marutamachi square [takoyaki]] with mayo, some mysterious spicey sauce, bonito and green onions on top. *supurb*.
Part two: searching for okonomiyaki, we can across a grill-your-own-meat-place.

Irene: ''This is our first time. Do we put the meat here [on the grill]?''
Proprietor: ''Yes, just put it there.''
Irene: ''Are you sure??''
Proprietor: [smiled and nodded]

Saturday, 16 February 2008

Japan Experience: day 2

Slept late. {see last post}

Went to 7-11, which is everywhere here, but called '7-i holdings'. A cute girl in white gloves and a pink hat waved at me. I learned some Japanese, but got tricked by Irene [wa yo].

I saw the same pink-hatter girl on the street. But this time she was with a guy. Plus, I had nothing to say...

I ate every kind of sushi i could today:



The sushi comes around on a conveyor-belt, and special orders get zipped out to you on a bullet train.

After dinner I bought a shirt and some socks at the 'thank you mart'. We stumbled aroucs osanjo bashi [third street bridge]. It must have been saturday: there were college kids hangin out by the river. Hip kids and punk kids and kids with ties and guitar cases. drumming and hippy circles and whatever. pissing in the river. jumping in the river. But not by me. at least not tonight. Great people-watching.
Hippy drumbeats have the same rhythm in in any country it seems.

Thursday, 14 February 2008

Japan Experience: day 1


Jan 18, 2008

My first day in Kyto. Irene kindly procured a bike for me and that was great as Kyoto is a great city to see on bike.
Hungry, I wake up and we bike to a teishoku: a set lunch place. You select and pay at a venting machine and it gives you a ticket and sit down. Somehow, we had problems with this clever form of commerce.

After lunch, we biked all over: Yoskida and Heian shrines with their orange torri; a tea house for some Matcha [mmmm...]; Kyodo university to buy some pens in their bookstore. I go crazy for office supplies in general and the Japanese have such a nuanced understanding of stationary that i just couldn't help myself.

As I would come to learn more fully later, Kyoto is a popular travel destination for Japanese tourists. So there are toursit and shopping districts, but they are geared largely for Japanese, which is kinda cool to see. In my mind, the best way to experience a place is to live there, barring that, to know someone who lives there. I hate feeling like a tourist. But if i have to be one, it is nice to know other, more native people are also toursits. At any rate, we went to 'Teramachi dori', a covered shopping place. We ate eel. And I learned about this magic, electric spice called 'sansho', which is like a peppery lemon grass that makes your mouth kinda numb and happy. We had fun.

Then the night began.

We met Irene's fellow Japanes-learing-undergrad-exchange students at an 'all you can drink in two hours' bar called 'Den-en'. A lot happened here. They played 'never have i ever'. Being much more sinful and much older than anyone else at the table, I found it challenging to think of things I haven't done. The night goes on. We are a group of increasingly loud white folks at a table next to a table of increasingly jolly Japanese undergrads and at some piont, the perfect amount of alcohol had been consumed and emissaries from from each table were sent, chitchat ensued. They were celebrating exams being over. We were just drinking our faces off. They loved speaking English. We loved speaking Japanese [wa yo].

I go to the men's room to see some sketchy, Burroughs-esqe sence beign played out. Two guys sitting on the floor crying, a third angrily standing over them. I pee. And leave, asking 'um.. you guys ok?' in English.

Soon, our two hours of all you can drink are over and we leave. On the street outside, we are called 'gaijin-san' by some unassuming Japanese kids. We are American, and assholes, so we go to 'billy's bar'.

'Billy' is this enthusiastic, if a bit overly entrepreneurial husky Japanese guy who caters to foreign students. Tonight is karaoke night. I get the feeling any night can be Karaoke night.

The night ends with a 4am bike ride home. the long way. It was amazing. A guy pees on the highway. We stop at a 7-11 and get some shochu and ice cream.